What Rhymes With Birthday Card

Shakespeare? Overrated. Haikus? Too much counting. Rhyming “birthday”? Impossible… unless you’ve had two glasses of Pinot. Introducing the card that solves poetry with alcohol: “What Rhymes With Birthday? Wine.” Elegant. Honest. Slightly tipsy. Perfect For: - Birthdays (duh) 🥳 - Wine snobs 🍷 (they’ll nod in approval before lecturing you about tannins) - Friends who think Prosecco is a food group - Self-gifting (pair with a bottle for maximum impact) Card Specs (aka Boozy Brilliance): - Premium cardstock, durable enough to survive a Cabernet spill. A6 Size. - Blank inside — write heartfelt words or just a list of your top 5 wines - Envelope included, because handing someone a naked card is criminal - Scientifically proven* to make birthdays 42% more fun (*Science = me, after 3 glasses of rosé) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Totally Legit Reviews: - “My friend opened this, immediately demanded a Chardonnay.