Happy Birthday You Fabulous Person Card

Regular birthday cards are fine. Cute. Sweet. Safe. But does your friend/cousin/lover/dog-walker really want “fine”? NO. They want FABULOUS. That’s where this glorious paper miracle comes in: “Happy Birthday You Fabulous Human.” It’s basically a tiara in card form. Perfect For: * Friends who strut instead of walk 💃 * Family members who deserve confetti cannons, not just cake 🎂 * Coworkers who are secretly fabulous under that business-casual disguise 👔✨ * Yourself (because self-love = champagne + stationery) 🥂 Card Specs (aka Fab Features): Premium cardstock shinier than your highlighter. A6 Size Blank inside — write heartfelt words, or just doodle sparkly stick figures Envelope included, so you can hand-deliver fabulousness like a legend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sparkling Reviews from Fabulous People: “I gave this to my bestie, she squealed so loud dogs three blocks away joined in.” – Jess, LA “Opened this, felt 47% more fabulous instantly. Science.” – Marcus, Hobart