Apparently We Will Never Be Old Enough to Know Better Card

Wisdom? Overrated. Maturity? Boring. A sense of responsibility? Pass. Enter the card that doubles as a life motto, featuring a gloriously sassy retro lady who looks like she just spiked the punch bowl at your nan’s Tupperware party. Perfect For: Birthdays 🎂 (the older they get, the funnier it gets) Best friends 👯 (partners in crime need stationery too) Mum, Aunties, Nan 👵 (because trouble clearly runs in the family) Self-gifting (stick it on the fridge as your new guiding principle) Card Specs (aka Vintage Vibes): Premium cardstock, sassier than your aunt after two martinis. A6 size. Blank inside — perfect for writing heartfelt love, or plotting your next bad decision Envelope included, so you can deliver trouble with a bow ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Scandalous Reviews: “Sent this to my BFF. We ended up at a 2am karaoke bar. Zero regrets.” – Sophie, Doonan “My mum opened this, laughed, then poured a gin the size of her head.” – Ben, Jindabyne